goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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