I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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