a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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