lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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