who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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