So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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