your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
