am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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