so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
