the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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