Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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