It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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