Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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