Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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