she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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