You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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