so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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