I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Green mimosas i think yes
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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