oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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