I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America