I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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