Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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