You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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