I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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