New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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