yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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