we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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