Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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