the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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