I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
