My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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