I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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