So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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