his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man