I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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