how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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