I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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