brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?