I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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