Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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