Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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