Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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