At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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