She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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