sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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