i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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