North Korea, Best Korea!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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