Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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