So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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