i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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