He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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