12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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