Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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